Dagens latterkramper:)

Ding dong!

Woman in living room: "Honey, who is it?"

Man anwswering the door where his mistress is standing: "It´s my mother."

Woman: "But dear, your mother is dead."

Man: "Yeah, i know, it´s really weird."

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Woman ordering at cafe: "I´ll have the chicken kebab please."

Waiter(who happens to be a chicken): "Sure."

Woman: "...you´re a chicken, yeah?"

Waiter: "Yeah, you just ordered my cousin Jeff.. He was kinda a douchebag."



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